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[SeSSion]

Samsung Galaxy S2 или Nokia Lumia 800? Също ако някой друг, който си струва може да предложите.

[CocaCola]

С2 разбира се ...



Ти защо сваляш този пиратски филм?
- Вече съм оставил 2 кренвирша в хладилника за Асен Блатечки.

[25thframe]

С2 разбира се ...

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Dex

[Gasolin]

Идния уикенд планираме едно качване на в.Ботев с отбиване до Райското пръскало. До колкото прочетох по нета си е съвсем възможно за два дена, обаче не можах да разбера как се случва слизането от върха до Калофер. Някой върл планинар може ли да обясни?
едит: Става въпрос за пешеходстване само.

[Ozzie]

...не можах да разбера как се случва слизането от върха до Калофер.

по азимут

[Antares]

Тарзанова пътека -> х. Рай -> Паниците -> Калофер.

[kibikoff]

може да се мине и вр.Ботев - з.Маринка - з.Бункера- Паниците, ако не искате да се връщате по същият път

[Esoteric]

някой тук да се казва Веселин Желев?

[Chroni]

кажееете някфа рамка дет да става за стънт/ малко стреет / дирт - и да е за малко пари насочил съм се към рам хт1 но се чуда 14 или 16инча

[VOLATGE]

По-мълък съм от теб ,пък имам колело за 20пъти повече пари и по-хубаво.Съжалявам ,но е грозно ,но все пак честито.

Много ми е инетересно какъв велосипед имаш?

[PtD]

По-мълък съм от теб ,пък имам колело за 20пъти повече пари и по-хубаво.Съжалявам ,но е грозно ,но все пак честито.

Много ми е инетересно какъв велосипед имаш?

Имагинерен. Цената му е в комплексната равнина

[Antares]

Доста добра реч. Хубаво е хабютюренти, ученици и т.н. да я прочетат и да помислят по въпроса...

Some rules kids won't learn in school
Text By Charles J. Sykes

Printed in San Diego Union Tribune
September 19, 1996

Unfortunately, there are some things that children should be learning in
school, but don't. Not all of them have to do with academics. As a modest
back-to-school offering, here are some basic rules that may not have found
their way into the standard curriculum.

Rule No. 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teen-ager uses the
phrase, "It's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who
said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation
ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule
No. 1.

Rule No. 2: The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as much
as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you
feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated
self-esteem meets reality, kids complain it's not fair. (See Rule No. 1)

Rule No. 3: Sorry, you won't make $40,000 a year right out of high school.
And you won't be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even
have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a Gap label.

Rule No. 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. He
doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he's
not going to ask you how you feel about it.

Rule No. 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grand-parents
had a different word of burger flipping. They called it opportunity. They
weren't embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been
embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend.

Rule No. 6: It's not your parents' fault. If you screw up, you are
responsible. This is the flip side of "It's my life," and "You're not the
boss of me," and other eloquent proclamations of your generation. When you
turn 18, it's on your dime. Don't whine about it, or you'll sound like a
baby boomer.

Rule No. 7: Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are
now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and
listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before
you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents'
generation, try delousing the closet in your bedroom.

Rule No. 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life
hasn't. In some schools, they'll give you as many times as you want to get
the right answer. Failing grades have been abolished and class
valedictorians scrapped, lest anyone's feelings be hurt. Effort is as
important as results. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance
to anything in real life. (See Rule No. 1, Rule No. 2 and Rule No. 4)

Rule No. 9: Life is not divided into semesters, and you don't get summers
off. Not even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For eight
hours. And you don't get a new life every 10 weeks. It just goes on and on.
While we're at it, very few jobs are interesting in fostering your
self-expression or helping you find yourself. Fewer still lead to
self-realization. (See Rule No. 1 and Rule No. 2.)

Rule No. 10: Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your
problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for commercials.
In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs.
Your friends will not be as perky or pliable as Jennifer Aniston.

Rule No. 11: Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all
could.

Rule No. 12: Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic.
Next time you're out cruising, watch an 11-year-old with a butt in his
mouth. That's what you look like to anyone over 20. Ditto for "expressing
yourself" with purple hair and/or pierced body parts.

Rule No. 13: You are not immortal. (See Rule No. 12.) If you are under the
impression that living fast, dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse is
romantic, you obviously haven't seen one of your peers at room temperature
lately.

Rule No. 14: Enjoy this while you can. Sure parents are a pain, school's a
bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it
was to be a kid. Maybe you should start now.

You're welcome.

[vafi]

Бг журнал

[msniki]

Рамките и компонентите на Dartmoor намаляват размерите и теглото на мъжкия отвес и цялостно деградиране на мъжкия индивид, като се започва с омекване на китките.

Shit just got real... Аз затова бягам от Dartmoor рамки....

[Esoteric]

е тва е новината, която ми направи деня по-хубав!
http://www.dnes.bg/business/2012/06/04/ ... -bg.160384

[prokalnatiq]

Ozzie е с нов аватар.

[Esoteric]

"клин избива клин"

жокер: клин

айде сега обяснете.

[PtD]

избива

.

Какво чудно има?

[Esoteric]

а акта на избиване, как точно става?

[PtD]

а акта на избиване, как точно става?

Aми как, с акт на набиване!

[Esoteric]

дай нагледен пример.

[PtD]

Мoже... ама първо ми намери кой да запълни въпросния клин със същия профил като на снимката. А втория клин ще си го донеса аз.

[Chroni]

Оообиичааам неучебниите дниии С пълниии джобоове е найй добрее

[Esoteric]

Мoже... ама първо ми намери кой да запълни въпросния клин ...

предпочитания за пола няма, нали..?

[Ozzie]

Ozzie е с нов аватар.

да уе
писна ми от онзи

[PtD]

Мoже... ама първо ми намери кой да запълни въпросния клин ...

предпочитания за пола няма, нали..?

Е каква пола, нали се разбрахме - с клин!

[filchev1]

http://z0r.de/238

[BurNiNg_IcE]

http://z0r.de/238

[natalito]

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2012/0 ... power.html

[Esoteric]

Мoже... ама първо ми намери кой да запълни въпросния клин ...

предпочитания за пола няма, нали..?

Е каква пола, нали се разбрахме - с клин!

think out of the box.

_______________

а като напишеш "цици" в "изображения" на google, излизат точно 11 снимки на мъже, 4 от които са на азис и 3 на веселин маринов.