Guts vs Balls

[velco]

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you cleaning..... or are you flying off somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,then slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

[shaggy86]

[quote="velco"]

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you cleaning..... or are you flying off somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,then slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
[/quote]

въх бах ги й в копелетата и двата вида...........

[marshall__]

[kagami]

[quote="velco"]

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you cleaning..... or are you flying off somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,then slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
[/quote]


Колко точно казано. В първия случай жена ти ще ти ще смачка червата с дръжката на метлата, а във втория се сещаш какво ще ти смачка...