Коя Марка Автомобили Предпочитате?

[Demo 9]

ако имах прилични пари бих си купил Mitsubishi Eclipse
ако имах доста пари бих си взел Lancer Evo 9 или Impreza WRX Sti
ако имах неприлично много пари бих си купил и трите ии евентуално едно Mitsubishi GT 3000 V6 twin turbo като бонус към тях
еехх мечти

[NovemberCharlie]

Ахам... Язе сакам Онда Джас с летни джанти и капандура като на комшийката!

Не те ли боли стомах от тия пуканки?

[NovemberCharlie]

Ебати Advisor-а...

NovemberCharlie го набърка в темата, не аз

Знаех си аз - пак без вина виновен.

[TOYAGA]

Не те ли боли стомах от тия пуканки?

Тц, друго ме бОли...

[NovemberCharlie]

Не те ли боли стомах от тия пуканки?

Тц, друго ме бОли...

Лошо! Иди на уролог!

[TOYAGA]

~

[NovemberCharlie]

Че с тия пуканки ще пресъхнеш.

[PtD]

A па я сакам мерджан мъ-класъ, щото е мноо варвежен и към сервизо сам си знае пато.

[TOYAGA]

... щото е мноо варвежен и към сервизо сам си знае пато.

Тфа шото има темпомаГ и му баца навиГАЦАта...

[NovemberCharlie]

[NovemberCharlie]

ACURA:
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
A Car Under Recall Action

AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
A Man's Car
A Miss Conception
All Muscle Car
All Most Car
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
Automotive Mental Cruelty

AUDI:
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW:
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon

BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CAMARO:
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
Fix It All the Time
Found In A Toilet
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation


FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Found Out-Right Dangerous
Future Of Racings Delight
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords

GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
Good Money
Goofy's Manufacturing
Gone Mental

GMC:
Grief & Misery Combine
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
God Made Chevy
Good Moron Car
Got Mine Cheap
Get My Checkbook
Gone Mad Corp.

GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil
Get Tools Out
Get To Onramp
Good To Own
Get The Others
Generally Trashed Out
Good Time Out
Gone To Overdrive

HONDA:
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?

PRELUDE:
Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Just Empty Every Pocket
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts

KIA:
Kick It Around
Kick It Again
Killed In Action

LOTUS:
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MERCEDES:
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings

MG:
Money Guzzler
Mostly Garaged
Major Goof
MGB: Might Go Backwards
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
MGB: Motor Going Bad
MGF: Might Go Forward

MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
More Often Parts Are Replaced

MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
Massively Under Sized Tires And No Go
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO

NISSAN:
Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often
Pushed In Neutral Too Often

PONTIAC:
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

RENAULT:
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW:
Vintage Wreck
Virtually Worthless

VOLKSWAGEN:
Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (NOT!)

[SpoileR]

@Demo 9


@NovemberCharlie

[Admin]

Бах маа' му, точно за марката на моя хафтомобил има най-много словесни комбинации

[PtD]

Тфа шото има темпомаГ и му баца навиГАЦАта...

Ъхъ, еваларката на турчулята, че са му ги турнАле. И убу че са вкарАли сервизо у навигацата, щото он там му йе втори дом.

[TOYAGA]

Епа турчулята са билЕ империя бе! Разбират я таа работА. Не са като канаките от о-в Възнесение, дето калъпят Цивки у Суиндън...

[PtD]

Те и Ирак/Иран са биле империя... И Египет... И Византия... И Рим... минало-бешело

[V8]

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Not every valve, just the bank-two ones

FORD:
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords

Uhm, not quite

HONDA:
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

They wish

JEEP:
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes

Lol, so true

[V8]

Бах маа' му, точно за марката на моя хафтомобил има най-много словесни комбинации

Eh, haters

[SpoileR]

ABS, RDS, GSM, GPS, Турбо-Дизел-Интеркулер, Хипер-Трипъл-Дрипер-Флипер...

[EmZo]

Уаз, Газ (виетнамка), Лада нива!

ГАЗ MANIA!

[TOYAGA]

Селтак!

[LiXe]

аз сам от сИело вА, жигулито му е майката и бащатЪ

[s_mitko]

ако имах прилични пари бих си купил Mitsubishi Eclipse
ако имах доста пари бих си взел Lancer Evo 9 или Impreza WRX Sti
ако имах неприлично много пари бих си купил и трите ии евентуално едно Mitsubishi GT 3000 V6 twin turbo като бонус към тях
еехх мечти

за това говоря !!!това са най-невероятните машини създавани някога .само лека поправка че вече бих си купил ево 10 вместо ево 9

[EmZo]

Селтак!

ТЕМЕРУТ!

[SpoileR]

Абе един ГОЛФ 2КА Уееее... Респект

2 лепенки GTI дигат по 5 коня всяка....

смениш маслото и филтъра->още 50

Т'ва къде го има

[TOYAGA]

ФРАЧАНИН!

[wewso]

HONDA обичам тези коли

[Rancid]

ФРАЧАНИН!

Много груба обида.

[EmZo]

Мерси!

ШОП!

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