Какви момичета не харесват момчетата ;)

[kikon]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sei-eEjy4g]All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money[/url]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDwYaZKfnM]Hello little boys, little toys
We’re the dreams you're beliveing
On your back...
With loaded guns[/url]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxn567bHny8]I'm a blonde single girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You can touch, you can play, if you
say: "I'm always yours" [/url]

[PtD]

Обичам жени,които знаят какво искат и защо го искат.

Да можеше и да е реципрочно отношението...

[THEZOGGO]

Мразя общите жени-к'рви.Обичам жени,които знаят какво искат и защо го искат.

Колега, има ли НЕ общи жени?
Всички жени искат едно и също, ще ме прощават потребителите от женски пол във форума но според мен жените искат по два в най добрия случай по 3 МПО -та (мъжки полов орган) - наведнъж.

[PtD]

Хахаха, колко наивен възглед! Нищо, ще порастеш и ще видиш колко си бил дезориентиран

[bikerider]

Той човека си е пораснал, ако ме питаш мен. Просто вижда света такъв, какъвто му се иска на него

[SpoileR]

Жената не иска по 3 на един път ....жената иска лУбоФ...
някой редовно да казва колко е хубава, как без нея не би имало смисъл, как няма друга като нея и ....абе другинекви такива....

Пък от време на време подарък да и напвавиш, пък да я изведеш тук там...

бе най-вече иска внимание....

Иначеее...яя..
Я я да кривнем малко темата...ъъъ...... според вас мъжете или жените са по...ъъъ....ИЗВРАТЕНИ (извъртени)?

От това на което напоследък ставам свидетел...

Твърдо ЖЕНИТЕ!

[bikerider]

Истинските мъже нямат нужда от внимание, нито от лубоф, нито от подаръци! Истинските мъже презират всички жени-курви. Истинските мъже презират некви там префърцунени хигиени - важното е да си рокер и да ти смърди патката. Истинските мъже си имат приятели. Истинските мъже нямат нужда от деца, лигавене и прочие простотии. Истинските мъже живеят истински!

:rofl:

[SpoileR]

абе ей изрУФ!

[bikerider]

:rofl::rofl::hbang2:

[kikon]

Я я да кривнем малко темата...ъъъ...... според вас мъжете или жените са по...ъъъ....ИЗВРАТЕНИ (извъртени)?

От това на което напоследък ставам свидетел...

Твърдо ЖЕНИТЕ!

Мъжете, определено! Последният ми разговор с мъж това показва, няма спор. Може ли час и половина да си говориш с един мъж за чувства? Аз с приятелките не говоря толкова много Откачена работа





Хъмм...

Rules for Guys, by women

1. When crying occurs you caused it and should fix it. Perfect time for a gift.

2. Watching Star Trek or any type of non-romance movie/ T.V. show should also be rewarded in a gift.

3. The toilet seat prefers to be down. Gravity; any questions?

4. When we ask if we are fat, we are looking for a "NO I love you just the way you are" answer.

5. Cindy Crawford cuts her hair why can't we?

6. We are not always thinking of you.

7. We are not always looking for the perfect gift... some gift is better than no gift, and we realize it is the thought that counts.

8. Our Cats truly are special friends.

9. Shopping is not a sport, it's an adventure.

10. We value your opinion on our outfits and perhaps you should ask for direction when you are dressing.

11. Wearing the same clothes because they are on top of the pile is not acceptable.

12. If we had enough clothes or shoes then why are there so many stores?

13. When we ask for something we want it then!! Don't wait for a birthday, etc. you may for get what it is that we want.

14. If you cant be expected to hit the toilet, we can't be expected to find the oil.

15. When the lights come on in the car, we let you know when we get around to it.

16. Three pairs of shoes in not a selection, its a crisis!

17. Boots, old tennis shoes, and grass shoes are not adequate shoe choices.

18. We don't believe you when you say you'll be right home.

19. Yes and No are not answers, you are not on trial and we are not your attorney.

20. We remember what you say regardless of how long its been. Why can't you?

21. Saying what you think we want to hear gets you in more trouble! Stop while you are ahead.

22. There are no good sports.

23. Why can't you ask for directions?

24. Why can't you follow directions?

25. How can we be expected to tell you about our day in just 30 seconds when it took all day to happen?

26. You too can order Pizza.

27. Chinese Food is a meal.

28. Chips and Dip are NOT a meal.

29. Why don't you know all of these rules?

A Woman's 50 Rules for Men
Call.
Don't lie.
Never tape any of her body parts together.
If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules: No Petting.
The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."
Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?"
Victoria's Secret is good. Frederick's of Hollywood is bad.
Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
"Honey", "Darling", and "Sweetheart" are good. "Nag", "Lardass", and "Bitch" are bad.
Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
Her cooking is excellent.
That isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
Dishsoap is your friend.
Hat does not equal shower, aftershave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean.
Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation.
Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?"
Two words: clean socks.
Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.
Burping is not sexy.
You're wrong.
You're sorry.
She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.
Ditto for your discourse on football.
Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.
"Will you marry me?" is good. "Let's shack up together" is bad.
Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
Don't assume PMS doesn't exist.
No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
"But, we kiss..." is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don't clean plaque with your tongue.
Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.
Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it.
If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.
Don't tell her you love her if you don't.
Tell her you love her if you do. Often.
Always, always suck up to her brother.
Think boxers.
Silk boxers.
Remember Valentine's Day, and any cheesy "anniversary" she so-names.
Don't try to change the way she dresses.
Her haircut is never bad.
Don't let your friends pick on her.
Call.
Don't lie.
The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. The fact that she has to go through labor while you sit in the waiting room on your ass smoking cigars isn't fair either, and it balances everything.

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.

8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.



Хъъъмммммм и другата страна доста по-кратка

THERE'S A NEW SET OF RULES NOW!!
Now it's time for the man's rules. We always hear "the rules" for the feminine side. Ok - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" on purpose.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work

Strong hints do not work

Obvious hints do not work

Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.

[Antares]

Я я да кривнем малко темата...ъъъ...... според вас мъжете или жените са по...ъъъ....ИЗВРАТЕНИ (извъртени)? :popcorn:

От това на което напоследък ставам свидетел...

Твърдо ЖЕНИТЕ! :blindfol: :uhh:

Мъжете, определено! Последният ми разговор с мъж това показва, няма спор. Може ли час и половина да си говориш с един мъж за чувства? Аз с приятелките не говоря толкова много :bigeyes:

ДА БЕ ДА! ОСВЕН! Ако под извратено, разбираш пикаенето прав или това, че (все още) мнозинството от мъжете си падаме по жени - може. Но иначе нищо не може да ме убеди, че има нещо по-извратено от вътрешния свят на една жена!

[PtD]

@kikon, леле, колко много правила! Докато ги прочета, и вече ги забравих...

@Антарес, какъв свят на една жена???

Айде, Софчо, очакваме включване

[SpoileR]

Може ли час и половина да си говориш с един мъж за чувства?

Moже!


Мъжете ли са по-извратени? Хмм...

Аз СКАТ ГЕЙМС с педераси още не съм виждал па не знам сега...

[did]

@Антарес, какъв свят на една жена???

Вътрешния бе, вътрешния! Този, от който излизат бебетата.

[Highlander]

Абе има жени и жени.Има жени,които са общи и жени който остават единични.Така съм забелязал.Самостоятелните са малко.


Абе да сме живи и здрави.Пък другото ще го мислим.

[Alpina]

[bikerider]

@Антарес, какъв свят на една жена???

Айде, Софчо, очакваме включване

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Абе а какво стана с Извънземния и Жени?

[nahi]

Айде, Софчо, очакваме включване

Той Софчо от три седмици, таковата... не му е до жени, щото приема Penicillin!!!

[THEZOGGO]

Хахаха, колко наивен възглед! Нищо, ще порастеш и ще видиш колко си бил дезориентиран

Аха, сигурно е така.
Твойте възгледи какви са?

[{sharky}]

Абееееее............. Важното е, да е жена

[SpoileR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI1WxgFNDo0

[PtD]

Хахаха, колко наивен възглед!

Твойте възгледи какви са?

Единствените правилни!

[THEZOGGO]

Хахаха, колко наивен възглед!

Твойте възгледи какви са?

Единствените правилни!

"Жестоки" възлгеди. "Уважавам" те заради това.

[ZyclonB]

Философията е следната-до 30 годишна възраст-само система хризантема(омайниче,мушкато и после бегония).

Нема жени дето да не са общи-просто има такива които още не са намерили приобщаващия фактор..Този феномен наричам латентна курволентност..Лечение нема....Наблюдават се обаче курволентностатични елементи на средата като наличие на мангизи в настоящото гадже(наречен от мен фактор на временно придобитата моногамност-ФВПМ) или извънредно грозен вид при пациентката носител ( предизвиква моментна полова дисфункция у мъжете в следствие на кръвосъсирване причинено от визуалният шок)

[bikerider]

Е на тва викам солидно мнение, подплатено с дългогодишен опит и много жени

[Shady™]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDwYaZKfnM]Hello little boys, little toys
We’re the dreams you're beliveing
On your back...
With loaded guns[/url]

OMFG INSANE !!! LELELE !!!

[Antares]

Fuckin' EMOs...

[Highlander]

Пиене и много ракия това му е майката.Кво се занимавате с глупости.Пийте ракия и бъдете силни.Недейте да обсъждате глупостите като Жените

П.П.Някой да не ме разбере правялно...обичайте си жените и т.н.Просто не се занимавайте с философски простотий...жени има всякакви...не може да се даде едно обективно мнение.на 30 години били такива....пълни глупости осъзнайте се

[Antares]

Сти'а са обясня'а...

[SpoileR]

абе момОчета съкс бе!